Today I put on makeup. Normally I stick to just mascara and a little bit of eyeliner, but I went ALL OUT. I put on some creamy foundation stuff to hide the bags under my eyes. It sorta made me look like Anne Frank. Sorry if that's offensive, but really... I can't be the only one that's noticed that she looks like she has two black eyes in like every picture of her in existence. Besides that, she sorta looks like my littlest sister. Anyway, I made it look less like I'm a professional drug addict, and then I made myself less pale. They don't make foundation white enough for me, every kind I put on looks like bronzer. It's my fake Irish showing through. Then I went really hard core and put on not one, but two different colors of eye shadow, in the hopes that it would make my eyes look bigger, and consequently make me look more like Zooey Deschanel. I don't look even a little like Zooey Deschanel, even on my best days. Finally, I put on my customary eyeliner and mascara. Except I put on more than usual, and used the little dealio that looks like a torture device, but is really to make your eyelashes stick up more than out.
Today then bluest thing about me was my eyes. But not as blue as Zooey Deschanel's. Damn her.
Track of the day: "Fine By Me" by Andy Grammar
Anyway, makeup is way more trouble than it's worth. That all took me like 15 minutes. That's at least 10 minutes too many. And besides, if I'm not comfortable with how I look without makeup, then I'm not going to ever really have a scrub day again. I'd be paranoid about being ambushed by people I know and stuff.
So, makeover complete. Now I look like this:
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